From XXXXXXX@psc.edu Mon Feb 26 11:11:32 1996 Return-Path: XXXXXXX@psc.edu Received: from mailer.psc.edu (mailer.psc.edu [128.182.62.100]) by phobos.illtel.denver.co.us (8.7.2/8.6.9) with SMTP id LAA00830 for ; Mon, 26 Feb 1996 11:11:28 -0700 Received: from XXXXXXX.slip.psc.edu by mailer.psc.edu (5.65/Ultrix3.0-C 11/12/92 nydick) id AA08830; Mon, 26 Feb 1996 14:35:44 -0500 Message-Id: <313235BD.C01@psc.edu> Date: Mon, 26 Feb 1996 14:35:41 -0800 From: "XXXXXXX X. XXXXXXX" Organization: Pittsburgh Supercomputing Center X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.0 (Win16; I) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: suggestions.altavista@pa.dec.com Cc: root@phobos.illtel.denver.co.us, XXXXXXX@mailer.psc.edu Subject: Bad Internet Citizen X-Url: http://phobos.illtel.denver.co.us/cdrom/iso/drafts/dis10733.gdm Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="------------73DB12B4391D" Status: RO X-Status: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------73DB12B4391D Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Based on the following document which was returned to me, I would like to request that you remove references to phobos.illtel.denver.co.us from the AltaVista database. Sincerely, XXXXXXX X. XXXXXXX Pittsburgh Supercomputing Center http://phobos.illtel.denver.co.us/cdrom/iso/drafts/dis10733.gdm --------------73DB12B4391D Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline; filename="dis10733.gdm" Hello, Lamer!

*** Access denied ***

You are miserable lamer!

You dare to visit this site using your stinking Windoze-based browser! Go to Microsoft and use their software, designed for idiots, who are ready to pay them money for useless and unreliable programs!

Use FoxPro and Visual Basic - they are really good tools, especially if combined with ODBC. Buy all products, with "Visual" in their titles - it means "object-oriented" in fact. Never believe anyone, who will tell you, that object-oriented programming is something different.

Use Microsoft SQL Server - with ODBC and Access you will never recognize, that there are very few differences between it and old version of Sybase. Use their latest masterpiece of shit - Windows 95. Don't forget to subscribe to msn - Internet will be more fun®, if you look at it through so respected access provider. And DON'T even try to use real operating systems (you probably don't know, what the operating system is) with your poor little brain!

And NEVER, NEVER eat anything but McDonalds food! Everything else is too high-quality to be tolerated by you, if you can use Windoze!!!

Happy GPFs!


If you are not a lamer, look at decent operating systems, for example, Linux . Here you can get installation disks, utilities and documentation.

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